Husband-o: (Eying the last bite of sandwich in one hand and his last chip in the other...serious internal debate occurring.) Which one should be the last bite?
Me: The sandwich. (Pointing to the still 1/2 full bag of chips on the table.) If that's just not satisfying, there are still more chips to munch.
H.: (Smiling.) Brilliant.
Me: Aren't you glad you married me?
H.: You enrich my life every day.